Attention, Quest Buy shoppers,
Quest Buy is proud to host
Quest Buy's 10,000th annual
Squire Blowout, or whatever.
Marco, this is gonna be so much fun!
Just a squire and his knight
shopping, pop-locking, shop-locking.
You know, you feel me, bro.
I know that looked like it hurt.
Oh, it did, but I'll feel better
as soon as we find this little beauty
from the Quest Buy catalog.
I've always wanted one!
Sorry, Star, but that's not on the list.
Boom!
BABY-MAN: Wow, that's so organized.
Look, it's got coupons attached to it.
I like a coupon.
Hey, guys.
Oh, hey, man. I dig your list.
Thanks. It's every sale item of the Squire Blowout
grouped together by aisle and availability.
I called ahead to check the inventory on each item.
That's cool.
A great squire is an organized squire.
That's what I always say.
Uh, great.
Squire!
I'm Higgs. That's Baby-Man.
- Hey! - And the old guy
- is Old Guy. - I'm old!
- I'm M-- - He's Marco.
This is his first blowout.
Really? Huh. I would've thought you a veteran
with that fancy list of yours.
Nope. I don't know anything at all.
Heh, nice.
Well, welcome to the community, Marco.
- I'm honored. - I'm honored.
Oh, uh, just a little squire to squire advice,
equipping your knight and making them look good
is gonna be your most important task.
So you wanna get to the good stuff fast.
The shelves clear out quickly.
I plan on it.
So, where are y'alls knights at?
Oh, they're over there.
That's Lady Whosits. Baby-Man's knight.
And Old Man's knight, Sir Dashing of Muzzleton.
Call me.
And this is my knight,
Sir Stabby.
Higgs, I am in need of a wet wipe.
Oh, cool.
Duty calls. See you at the starting line.
- Nerd. - Okay.
Did she just call me a nerd?
No.
Endearing nerd or something.
You know. I don't know.
Come on, let's get a cart.
My lady, choose your steed.
No. No. Oh, in your dreams.
Giddy up, horsey!
Whee!
All right, here we go, boy!
Hi-ho, rainbow!
Attention, Quest Buy shoppers,
the 10,000th annual Squire Blowout
is starting in... now minutes.
- Go!
Go, go, go!
Marco, giddy up!
- Whee! - Aah!
Marco, I think something's wrong
with the wheels!
Whoa! Ah.
Here's my bolt, losers!
Thanks for the head start!
What?
That old guy sabotaged our cart.
They're gonna get all the good items before us!
Marco, it's all good.
We'll get the good stuff.
Let's just try to have fun.
See, fun! Now, let's go!
I am buying everything!
Whoo-hoo!
Okay, what is item number one?
Item number one is, uh, a chest plate.
We need a chest plate.
It's on aisle eight point nine.
Eight point nine, got it.
Yee-haw!
Got mine!
I got mine.
I goo-goo got mine.
Hey, there's one left.
Almost forgot.
Have fun wearing my face.
Ha ha!
That Baby-Man ruined the last chest plate.
I knew those squires were up to something.
They don't want me to have the good stuff.
- Marco, I don't-- - Yes, I see it now.
I think you're making them out--
I've got it! We'll outsmart them.
We'll just go out of order.
That way we can get ahead.
Marco, chill.
I don't even wear chest plates.
I just wanna salvage my plan, that's all.
A great squire is an organized squire.
Yes! We've beat the other squires to it.
I want that one!
Uh, oh, uh.
Actually, Star, I did the research on these guys,
and it came down to these two.
They each ranked highest in their class
on safety, growth rate, a knight horse power.
This one comes with an airbag.
So either of these should be good.
Oh, okay.
Well, I guess the airbag one.
- Good choice.
Okay, since we're right near the dragon repellant,
I think we should--
Hey, that's our starter horse!
What? I didn't take your horse.
I just saw you take it. Now give it back.
Higgs, did you take their starter horse?
No, siree. Unh-unh.
Are you calling my squire a liar?
Uh, yes?
If you're calling my squire a liar...
- Oh, whoa! - Then you're calling me a liar!
Ugh, whatever, stabby dude.
Take the horse. We don't need it.
Very well.
Can you believe her?
It's all right, Marco.
I'll just pick out another... one.
Ha ha! Peace!
Are you serious?
It's okay, Marco.
Listen, let's just get back to your list.
Look, look, look, look, look.
There's the dragon repellant.
We need that, right?
Yeah.
Ugh, yep, that's the stuff.
HIGGS: Yoo-hoo!
- Oh, no.
( dragons growling, Marco screaming )
Apparently, we've got dragons
on aisle 14.2... again.
Shoo. Shoo.
This is not my department.
Uh, please get off.
Uh, whoopsie.
Did you mean to get this one?
Easy mistake. They look so similar.
You wanna tell me why you're being such a jerk?
Listen, wannabe, you think it's easy being a squire?
All of my waking hours I'm weaving chain mail, sharpening swords.
I'm always at my knight's beck and call.
I've even learned how to polish armor in my sleep.
But what did you do to earn this job?
Oh, nothing. It was handed to you
because you're the princess' boyfriend.
What? I'm not her boyfriend.
Interesting.
Guess it was handed to you out of pity, then, huh?
Star!
- Marco! - I'm here, Star.
- Under the dragon butt. - Oh.
Scram, lizard. Sk-Sk-Skidaddle!
Well, I think that's enough fun for one squire.
What say we call it a day, Marco?
The sale's almost over, anyway.
No! There's still one thing left on my list, Star.
Armor wax. There's just one bottle left.
I called ahead to check.
We have to get it before those other squires.
Uh, Marco, no offense,
but you're looking kinda sweaty.
Like sweatier than usual.
Hey, maybe let's just, you know--
- Mount the cart! - Okay!
Don't let them get that!
Marco!
Aah! Oh, that's it!
Aah!
Yes!
- Marco!
Oh, I didn't trip her that hard.
What? She's faking it.
Here.
Ha, ha-ha!
Thanks for the wax, losers!
Let's check out.
Dude, you have got to chill.
What
I'm just trying to get you the best stuff.
I'm sorry.
I just really wanted to show everyone
that I was truly worthy of being your squire.
But maybe I'm not cut out for this.
Why did you appoint me as your squire in the first place?
I'm terrible at it.
I didn't get you any gear,
and you're gonna look like a joke
in front of all the other knights.
Okay, first of all, I am a princess.
So I'm gonna look great no matter what.
Second, I knew how excited you were about coming back to Mewni
so I bent the rules a little.
I'm a princess, not a knight.
I don't need the stuff actual knights need.
I've got, like, a magic wand.
The whole point of making you my squire
was so we could hang out again
and just do silly stuff.
Attention, Quest Buy shoppers,
only one minute remains
in this year's Squire Blowout sale.
All right, come on.
Huh? But wait, wait, wait.
Marco, I just told you I don't need the--
I know, I know.
Come on.
Got you this really shiny shield.
Not shiny enough.
It's beautiful!
Hey, Marco, I challenge you to a duel...
A duel of silliness!
I accept your challenge!
Hey, what do they think they're doing?
That's not knight gear.
That's just silly, random, fun stuff.
- Ugh. - Clever squire.
Salami. I'd never see that coming.
Uh, did you really mean to grab
two of these defective happy gnomes?
BOTH: Yes, yes, we did.
♪ She's a princess winning battles ♪
♪ Through the break of dawn ♪
♪ Don't worry when it's night ♪
♪ 'Cause she will keep the lights on ♪
♪ Oh, there goes a shining star ♪
♪ Evil won't deter her No, sir ♪
♪ 'Cause magic flows through her ♪
♪ Star Butterfly ♪
♪ She is a shining star ♪